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anzano posted this on November 30th, 2007 @ 4:00:20 pm:
it's like the 420 for jews
nocleftlip posted this on November 30th, 2007 @ 4:13:44 pm:
oh you mean they are locking themselves up for the weekend?
does anybody have any clue how much they pay goyam to turn on their appliances and stuff?
GungaDin posted this on November 30th, 2007 @ 4:28:48 pm:
is that what that is? every friday afternoon I'm searching the sky for Japanese bombers.
veebs posted this on November 30th, 2007 @ 5:34:36 pm:
haha yeah gungle it took me a few months of living in hasidville before i realized it was about sundown, and that we weren't being nuked by the evil Soviets
ben posted this on November 30th, 2007 @ 5:48:59 pm:
i was riding down bedford a couple of weeks ago when this thing went off and dudes were scurrying left and right to get inside.
i almost hit dozens of hasids.
shalom slalom in effect.
GungaDin posted this on November 30th, 2007 @ 5:54:08 pm:
shalom slalom. nice.
666 Skulls posted this on December 1st, 2007 @ 12:12:43 am
you guys realize that if there was an actual nuke bomb going off here on a friday we'd be fucked cos you all think it's the hasid alarm. they all have cellphones now, so it's fucking time to quiet that motherfuckin alarm...am i fuckin right or what?
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Friday, November 30, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
you had an ill-fitting worm suit - m4w - 22
you had an ill-fitting worm suit - m4w - 22
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Reply to: pers-480475290@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-16, 6:23AM EST
you had an ill fitting wormsuit which later became a rusty tool costume. you totally dug my sadness eyeliner, and the way i spoke to you in aerosmithisms. you had incredible moves, and freestyles that would put pdiddypac-z to shame. i didnt think you could get possibly be any prettier, than you got hairs cut and blew my mind. i wanted to kiss you but i am a gentleman. i cant wait for you to live in my cage, and feed you cereal and spray milk at you. i wish reid wasn't snoring. you're the most flourescent and turbulent girl iv'e ever met.
Location: park slope
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PostingID: 480475290
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Reply to: pers-480475290@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-16, 6:23AM EST
you had an ill fitting wormsuit which later became a rusty tool costume. you totally dug my sadness eyeliner, and the way i spoke to you in aerosmithisms. you had incredible moves, and freestyles that would put pdiddypac-z to shame. i didnt think you could get possibly be any prettier, than you got hairs cut and blew my mind. i wanted to kiss you but i am a gentleman. i cant wait for you to live in my cage, and feed you cereal and spray milk at you. i wish reid wasn't snoring. you're the most flourescent and turbulent girl iv'e ever met.
Location: park slope
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PostingID: 480475290
Girl with one arm at subway!! w165 - m4w - 28
Girl with one arm at subway!! w165 - m4w - 28
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Reply to: pers-481247059@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-16, 10:11PM EST
Hey,
I feel really horrible..I was checking you out and i felt you thought i was looking at your arm =(.. I'd really like to talk with you , but i doubt you're single and read this pathetic garbage ;) You were sexy!
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Reply to: pers-481247059@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-11-16, 10:11PM EST
Hey,
I feel really horrible..I was checking you out and i felt you thought i was looking at your arm =(.. I'd really like to talk with you , but i doubt you're single and read this pathetic garbage ;) You were sexy!
Location: NO idea!
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Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Free Milk
Free Milk
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Reply to: sale-465025935@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-31, 12:27PM EDT
We have a gallon of milk that we're giving away. Expiration date Nov. 10th, never been opened. We bought an extra one and realized we won't use it.
Email us as soon as you can if interested.
Location: Astoria
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PostingID: 465025935
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Reply to: sale-465025935@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-31, 12:27PM EDT
We have a gallon of milk that we're giving away. Expiration date Nov. 10th, never been opened. We bought an extra one and realized we won't use it.
Email us as soon as you can if interested.
Location: Astoria
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PostingID: 465025935
Free Boat
FREE BOAT
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Reply to: sale-464465820@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-30, 7:44PM EDT
Free boat. This boat does not have an engine and the trailer needs work and it has a flat tires. This is a fiberglass boat. This boat was left in a house that I purchased. I got the police report. You can go and check it, at: 24 Edlie Ave. Norwalk, CT. 06855. If you want it, just email me.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Can't Get You Out Of My Head
Can't Get You Out Of My Head
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Reply to: pers-415361698@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-06, 11:11AM EDT
Gah. Seriously. Our short affair does NOT warrent this kind of space in my head, yet thats just what happened. No matter what I do, or who, I can't get you out of my head. The whole time we were together, all I could think was, this'll never work. And ever since we ended, all I could think was, omg I miss the hell out of that girl.
It'll never happen again. We're hardly even friends. But I think about you all the time. I want you all the time. I want to be that special person to you so badly. I want to kiss you all over, make you make crazy sounds, I want to go to sleep with you and wake up with you and do all the things we should have done when we were together.
I don't think I'll ever stop wanting this. I've been learning to live with it, instead. But that doesn't make it any less of an ache. Yes, I ache for you. I think its all in my mind, I think its just a pipe dream, but does that make it any less real?
If I could have my way, we'd be together. I don't want to share you with ANYONE. I want you to be MINE. I want to own your beautiful face, body, mind, and personality. I don't care how fucked up you are, I really fucking don't. All I care about is that when I'm with you, things seem a little better. And I have never ever liked anyone as much as I like you. As in, I love your mannerisms, I love your personality, I love the crap that comes out ofyour mouth, and i love that you are becoming a better person.
I love you. I know you don't love me, anymore, or if you ever really did. But you stole my heart, and once you did, you can't give it back. Come back to me. Or leave me alone. but since I can't have either, I want both.
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Reply to: pers-415361698@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-09-06, 11:11AM EDT
Gah. Seriously. Our short affair does NOT warrent this kind of space in my head, yet thats just what happened. No matter what I do, or who, I can't get you out of my head. The whole time we were together, all I could think was, this'll never work. And ever since we ended, all I could think was, omg I miss the hell out of that girl.
It'll never happen again. We're hardly even friends. But I think about you all the time. I want you all the time. I want to be that special person to you so badly. I want to kiss you all over, make you make crazy sounds, I want to go to sleep with you and wake up with you and do all the things we should have done when we were together.
I don't think I'll ever stop wanting this. I've been learning to live with it, instead. But that doesn't make it any less of an ache. Yes, I ache for you. I think its all in my mind, I think its just a pipe dream, but does that make it any less real?
If I could have my way, we'd be together. I don't want to share you with ANYONE. I want you to be MINE. I want to own your beautiful face, body, mind, and personality. I don't care how fucked up you are, I really fucking don't. All I care about is that when I'm with you, things seem a little better. And I have never ever liked anyone as much as I like you. As in, I love your mannerisms, I love your personality, I love the crap that comes out ofyour mouth, and i love that you are becoming a better person.
I love you. I know you don't love me, anymore, or if you ever really did. But you stole my heart, and once you did, you can't give it back. Come back to me. Or leave me alone. but since I can't have either, I want both.
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genuine new york city honey
GENUINE NEW YORK CITY HONEY
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Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-09-06, 6:34PM EDT
Never cooked, heated or blended. Each hive and location is bottled separately for unique and wonderful fresh from the hive flavors. We only sell what we harvest.
Available in 1/2, 1 and 2 pound glass or plastic jars.
Custom mini jars available for friends, co-workers and family….
Contact for prices
Berzbeez@hotmail.com
or 646 431-1361
Berzbeez
genuine nyc honey
”da’ toughest beez make da’ sweetest stuff”®
Location: new york city
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Reply to: see below
Date: 2007-09-06, 6:34PM EDT
Never cooked, heated or blended. Each hive and location is bottled separately for unique and wonderful fresh from the hive flavors. We only sell what we harvest.
Available in 1/2, 1 and 2 pound glass or plastic jars.
Custom mini jars available for friends, co-workers and family….
Contact for prices
Berzbeez@hotmail.com
or 646 431-1361
Berzbeez
genuine nyc honey
”da’ toughest beez make da’ sweetest stuff”®
Location: new york city
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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